My only consistancy is my love for food.
that-lizzy-girl:

1 in 8 cats are born with bread limbs, reblog if you care, keep scrolling if you dont have a heart

that-lizzy-girl:

1 in 8 cats are born with bread limbs, reblog if you care, keep scrolling if you dont have a heart

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theatomicboom:

thestrangerinthefog:

…..Are you kidding me? C.S. Lewis? C.S. f*cking Lewis? C.S. F*CKING LEWIS?
…WOW. Way to go, fellow Potterheads, not knowing it was written by J.K. F*CKING ROWLING.
….just saying.



i love it when people dont pick up on sarcasm, they’re such dumb asses 

theatomicboom:

thestrangerinthefog:

…..Are you kidding me? C.S. Lewis? C.S. f*cking Lewis? C.S. F*CKING LEWIS?

…WOW. Way to go, fellow Potterheads, not knowing it was written by J.K. F*CKING ROWLING.

….just saying.

i love it when people dont pick up on sarcasm, they’re such dumb asses 

Source: did-yuo-kno

wowfunniestposts:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.

It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians

Canada as seen by the rest of the world

funniest blog ever

Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque

We grew up with the Internet and on the Internet. This is what makes us different; this is what makes the crucial, although surprising from your point of view, difference: we do not ‘surf’ and the internet to us is not a ‘place’ or ‘virtual space’. The Internet to us is not something external to reality but a part of it: an invisible yet constantly present layer intertwined with the physical environment. We do not use the Internet, we live on the Internet and along it. If we were to tell our bildnungsroman to you, the analog, we could say there was a natural Internet aspect to every single experience that has shaped us. We made friends and enemies online, we prepared cribs for tests online, we planned parties and studying sessions online, we fell in love and broke up online. The Web to us is not a technology which we had to learn and which we managed to get a grip of. The Web is a process, happening continuously and continuously transforming before our eyes; with us and through us. Technologies appear and then dissolve in the peripheries, websites are built, they bloom and then pass away, but the Web continues, because we are the Web; we, communicating with one another in a way that comes naturally to us, more intense and more efficient than ever before in the history of mankind.

- Piotr Czerski (via azspot)

Source: booktwo.org

abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

Source: abakkus

wowfunniestposts:

That is one unfortunate girl!
 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

That is one unfortunate girl!

funniest blog ever

Source: banana-squeezy

Source: wellfuckmyass

Source: imgfave

Source: imgfave

Source: ladyjay91

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

  • boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
  • girl: yeah sure ;)
  • boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow

Source: captainjew

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